©Glenn E. Newmann

#342 The Bird

    You reckon this is grounds for Divorce? In the yard at our home site Dad had placed a live looking woodpecker on a post. My niece Eva was there the day he did it. A week later Eva and her husband Allen drove up into the driveway near the pole. Eva said, "Look at that bird Allen, I bet you can't slip up on it." Boy he jumped on that challenge with both feet! Out the door he slid, and off he crawled from one bush to the other. Finally he made his way within striking distance, when the shocking relization come to him that he had been HAD! Fortunately they had locks on the car doors! Only a wife could do such to their husband, and get away with it. 
Ó Glenn E. Newman 2001

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